Amuseable Asparagus

amuseable asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records. he already holds several impressive titles: fastest shoelace knotter (vegetable division), longest polite applause, and most consecutive cups of tea made while wearing roller skates... with boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. he’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: most determined stalk in history. limit two per customer. 

• 8.7" x 2.8" x 2.8"
• sitting height: 7" 
• suitable from birth; do not leave in cot/crib.
• 86 degree fahrenheit wash only. do not tumble dry, dry clean, or iron.